Thursday 5 April 2007

"How to" "Hoxton Fin"

Now while this searcher is unlikely to have actually found the answer this time, I do believe that collectively we could provide a very good answer to how to hoxton fin. For those of you not in the know, a hoxton fin is a haircut for men, not some kind of whacky ballroom dance.

I think there are two ways to get the look, although only one of them is truely effective. You can either get gel (one of the new less sticky but strong ones) and use the flats of both your hands to press the middle of your hair together in the middle, or, preferrably you need to go to a fancy hairdressers or trendy barbers for a proper asymmetrical haircut which is longer in the middle of the head. They will give you the benefit of their hair advice as to how is best to get that all desirable central uplift.

Beware though, this haircut is well and truely over. Nobody but children's tv presenters and second-rate boybanders wear their hair this way anymore. So I ask you, do you really want to hoxton fin?

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