Sunday 8 August 2004

How to Get a Suntan

  • Aim to arrive at the beach at 15.30 (too hot sooner).
  • Scout a position on the beach, hoping that its far enough away from the carpark so as to deter people from sitting right next to you but close enough to the sea.
  • Towels laid out in a row.
  • 3 basted bodies (not really - suntan lotion applied, factors 8-30 depending on skin type).
  • Front roasting 20mins.
  • Turn.
  • Back roasting 20mins (plus reading book).
  • Cooling sea dip - wave jumping, bit of a swim.
  • Suntan lotion slathering, trying (unsuccessfully) not to get sand mixed in.
  • Front roasting 20mins...

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