Gorgeous Day in London

So I said to bails, "whadya know?" And she said:

• People who dye their grey hair need to keep their roots up to date and never let them grow to an inch long.


• There are hardly any dishy men.


• Lots of men have bellies.

And she said, "why what do you know?" I know:

• summer dresses made of cotton with spaggetti straps look like nighties & I don't even wear those in bed.


• Lee Scratch Perry is so cool he can tempt the media types to the Southbank from their natural habitat in Hoxton.


• Although dressing all in beige seems very summery, it looks awfully dull in reality.


• hair spiked up in the middle is O V E R.


• bottle blond women would rather their hair turn to straw than go brown again.


• plastic pints of beer look smaller than glass ones.